Atlas
(B L Zebub and Dr Juice’s kitten who has yet to visit the haberdasher)
Things That You Can Learn From Your Cat:
Life is hard, then you nap.
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
When in doubt, cop an attitude.
Variety is the spice of life: one day ignore people, the next day annoy them.
Climb your way to the top - that’s why drapes are there.
Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone’s face.
Find your place in the sun - especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry.
Make your mark in the world - or at least spray in each corner.
When eating out think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times.
If you’re not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps.
Always give generously - a small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, “I care.”
When you go out into the world, remember: being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.
The two contenders for the position of ‘witch’s cat’.
Maybe she should have both as they could help with the toads?
I’m being photo bombed by some sim.
A Little Ditty for the Kitty
This ‘poetry’ that is pretty poor, ahem, was created at twenty five past four a.m.
Cat pretends
Cat rends
Cat fends
Cat bends
Cat suspends
Cat ends
(ends in a bush which is obviously much better than a little kitty gravestone or a close up pic of a cat’s bottom. The later of which could be a catastrophe.)
I can only apologise. Sleep deprivation does funny things to a person.
I suppose that wishing for a better graphics card is a pretty selfish sort of thing.
Jish the Squeeb.
A mix of milk, white and plain chocolate with a sweet centre.
So I installed Pets yesterday and I was appalled at the eyes they gave cats, and the horrible black dots that are on the eyes, so I fixed the dots and made some default replacements!
IMPORTANT: I found a small (almost unnoticeable error) and I have updated the download links for the fixed files. Just let them overwrite the old ones. Pass this along if you could!
Thanks again for these eyes, they’re wonderful!
